More odd news. A man who's trying to sell his house comes home last Monday and there's a strange car in his garage. He goes inside and sees his furniture has been rearranged, so he does what many of us would do.
He grabs a gun and yells to see if anyone's there. A man comes out upstairs wearing his boxers. The homeowner's boxers.
He claims to own the place and they both threaten to call the police and have the other thrown out. One warning shot later, the real owner is on the phone.
The best part? The guy really figured he could claim ownership if he acted like it was his house. He took a shower. Did a load of laundry. He even put beer in the fridge! My personal favorite? He helped the realtor show the house to potential buyers. Twice.

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