Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Lunch time

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Time for another picture from the Spam Museum. Here, Kyle and I take a break at the Green Midget Cafe. For the uninitiated, this is a replica of a restaurant found in a Monty Python sketch. Everything on the menu involves Spam and the Spam portions increase down the menu (Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam). While the concept is amusing, its absurdity is trumped by the other restaurant patrons, vikings to be specific. On occasion they burst out into a jovial song celebrating the pressed meat. It is as odd as it sounds. Just behind my head you can see the TV monitor which loops the sketch over and over. Just in case you miss it though...

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Monday, March 29, 2010

Fastest meat in Austin

Always one of my favorite parts of the Spam museum. Once you get dressed up in the factory worker's uniform, you get to make fake cans of Spam. You put the bean bag of fake meat in the can, pop a lid on it and shove it in the oven. Once the timer ends, it's time to put the label on the can, which you must do with an open mouth. If you get really good, by the time you've made 6 cans, the plant's made 2,000 or so. And yes, I think that is my finger on top. You should see what this thing looked like before a visit to Picasa.

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Sunday, March 28, 2010

Unearthed treasures

From Spam Jam

Well I finally made the trip out to Target to get some old pictures developed. The bad news is there's a lot of weird glare on the edges, I assume this is from waiting several years to get them developed. The good news is, none of us are real photographers, so even if the pics were brand new, they're not that great. Here's the first one after a lot of work on Picasa. I'll dribble a few more on as the days pass.

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Spit spot

Friday night Malia and I got to enjoy an evening of the theater and see Mary Poppins. I'm not going to lie, I actually liked it more than I expected.

The set was well thought out. The front of the Banks' house looked like it was drawn in a children's book. The front opened up to show an interior that matched the exterior. Other sets were much simpler since most of everything else was driven by the background screen onto which the actual pictures were projected. And since we live in modern times, they weren't static images and that really helped bring everything to life. For example, while the bag lady sings "Feed the Birds" you get to see birds flying in the sky while it changes from afternoon to sunset.

The special effects didn't feel all that special, but were used sparingly. When the butler "destroys" the kitchen, it made me miss all of my crash dummy action figures. And while the controlled chaos is necessary for consistency's sake, it really dulls Mary's magic when she fixes it. Nothing is insultingly bad and it's a treat for the eyes, but there wasn't an effect that left me astounded. Maybe being a little further away would have helped on some of that. There were two effects that stole this show, both near the end. One was having Mary leave the Banks and fly away over the crowd. The other I'll get to a little later.

Of course there are some changes to help the story flow better. Some are great, others not so much. Remember the cartoon penguins? They're gone and now everybody dances with naked statues and mythological beings. A little research (AKA Wikipedia, the most trusted site on the Internet) reveals this is something from the original books. So while it's not against canon or anything, it surely is much creepier than what we all remember seeing as kids. I'm a little confused on why they turned Mrs. Banks into a former actress, since it's only brought up one time or why the park keeper is the show pervert with his binoculars glued to the rears of passing women. Probably supposed to be funny, but not so much. We also find out Mr. Banks isn't much of a family man because his nanny was something of a witch. While that exposition feels a bit out there, it pays off big when Mary takes leave and Mrs. Banks replaces her with Mr. Banks former nanny, Ms. Andrews. Honestly, I have no problem with the Anti-Poppins, she's played to perfection and is just mean enough to be easily recognized as "bad." Nothing outright evil or terrifying to little kids. Just that nearly everyone is scary compared to Mary Poppins. The bigger issue with Ms. Andrews is that she shows up, sings two songs and is promptly disposed of. For all the setup they give her, and as fantastic as the character is, she could have been used a little more. I think it's a result of being in the second act, which feels a bit rushed to just tie up all of the subplots and wrap it all up.

Other notable changes are nobody laughs long and loud and clear while floating on the ceiling and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (yes I did just copy and paste) is the result of Mary and the children meeting a crazy Jamaican lady in the park. Again she's pulled from the book, but fans of only the movie are left a little confused.

Mary Poppins was tweaked a bit too. We all know she's practically perfect (and sings a song to prove it), but she's also a bit stuck up in this. Many of her funny zingers are remarks about just how perfect and amazing she is. The first act ends with the children being terrorized by their mistreated toys, something we have to assume is caused by Mary. Ms. Andrews is taken care of by Mary, who puts her in a cage (like Andrews' mistreated bird) and sends her to what I can only assume is Hell. Lots of smoke, the whole place turns red, sounds like Hell to me. The unfortunate result of all of this is that while pretending to be very sweet and caring, you'd better listen to the egomaniacal Mary Poppins or she'll banish you to the netherworld. Not so sure that's the message anyone should be sending to little kids.

Which brings me to Bert or, as we all remember him, Dick Van Dyke. He's something of a guide throughout the whole show, reacting to the set changes, showing up in almost every scene and sometimes just general goofing while the background is being fixed for the next setup. I personally liked it, as I'm sure was the idea. He was always entertaining and most of the time it was a safe bet to ignore the rest of the cast and just watch what Bert was doing. The highlight of the night for Malia and me, as well as my favorite special effect was watching Bert walk up the side of the stage to tap dance on top of the ceiling. I can't imagine practicing it, let alone doing it night after night. While he was fantastic, I felt a little bad for Mary Poppins. The show is named after the character you play, but you're upstaged by someone else every time he turns up.

In the end, the show was a lot of fun and they did a lot of things right. Songs that we all know were really emphasized. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious was turned into what felt like a 10 minute extravaganza, as it should be. New verses were added including a whole section where Mary spells it and Bert spells it with his body. Then everybody spells it with their body while singing. Then faster. Then again. Then a curtain falls with it written out so we can all follow along while they sing it again. And again. And the best part, I think they could have done another six or seven minutes and it would have been welcome, at least in my book. Really young children might get scared when Mary damns Ms. Andrews, but otherwise it's a great show for the entire family. If it ever gets close to you, grab everyone you know and check it out. We all need a little magic now and again.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

A Three Hour Tour...

In case you hadn't been paying attention, Hollywood is moving forward with the long awaited epic Gilligan's Island movie. It might not be all bad, after all, the story's known to just about every American and the writer also worked on Arrested Development, My Name is Earl and Wild Hogs. Lots of possibilities for success here.

Sherwood Schwartz, the creator of Gilligan (and the Brady Bunch) also tossed out some of his casting ideas. He'd like to see Beyonce as Ginger and I can say he's not the only one. Sexy and funny, I can't think of anyone else offhand who'd fit the bill so well. He also mentioned Michael Cera as Gilligan. Funny? Yup. All-American? Yup. Big draw? Yup. Gilligan? Nope. Based on everything else I've seen him in, Cera doesn't have the right energy to be a bumbler. Even the long rumored Jim Carrey Gilligan, though surely disastrous, would be a better fit. Now I hate to shoot down an idea without offering one of my own, but this is one of those times. I may not be able to cast Gilligan, but I'll recognize one when I see him.

Many of the articles also take a moment to note that the plot is under wraps. Now I'm not supposed to be sharing this, but I didn't sign any NDA or anything. Still if someone asks, please don't mention my name. Rumor has it, all of the main characters will end up in one boat that crashes in a storm, stranding them on an uncharted island.

Try to keep it on the dl.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Profile pics

As some of you may have noticed, I've been tinkering with my FB profile pic. It got me thinking and there's something I have to get off my chest.

Girls, if you're taking a picture of yourself either alone or with friends don't make a duck face. I get that full, pouty lips are what every woman wants (and I've been known to look for that feature in one as well), but if you don't have them it's cool. There are tips and tricks to make your lips look fuller. I hate to tell you this, but I'm much more bowled over by a girl with a great smile than one whose lips look as though they're about to drop off onto the floor at any second.

A quick Google search pointed me to antiduckface.com. Check it out if you want to see the biggest offenders.

And even more embarassing, this goes at least double for guys too.

Can't believe I even have to say that...

Monday, March 1, 2010

Ooooooooooh scary...

Went and saw The Crazies last night. If you're going to see a movie on opening weekend, Sunday's the day to go. You pretty much get the whole place to yourself, if that's what you like.

Short plot summary, a guy starts acting spaced out in small town Iowa. Then another guy. Then another, who locks his family in a closet and burns down the house. The sheriff and his deputy think they're saved with the military shows up, but it turns you they're just as dangerous as the crazies. The sheriff's wife is tagged contagious because of her fever (a result of being pregnant). The cops have to sneak back into town, rescue their girls and escape, all while avoiding the crazies, the military and a trio of hunters who are killing anything that moves.

The flick's a decent mix of creepy atmosphere and cheap scares. More than once did we have our heads turned because we KNEW something was coming. At no time did the movie fail to deliver. The only issue I had is that the cheap scares were REALLY cheap. Like people just appearing in a flicker of lights or something. It's a little tricky to take it seriously when everyone's doing things that are physically impossible.

As you probably guessed, at least one character escapes and makes it to salvation, AKA Cedar Rapids. IT was the happiest I've ever seen ANYONE to see that place. Nothing against it, but I'm pretty sure the Iowan audience had a difficult time buying into CR being Heaven on Earth.

And since it's a remake of a George Romero movie, there's a bit of social commentary running throughout the whole thing. Turns out it's all a result of out government dabbling in biochemical weapons. We're our own worst enemies. Not a terrible message, but combined with the demonization of our military and it starts to feel a little heavy handed. That said, I'd recommend you go see it, at least when it's in the cheap theater. You'll lose a lot of the experience if you wait for the rental.